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Post by Zev on Feb 10, 2008 21:25:07 GMT -6
ok I think the main rules of this thread just got broken!
Zev sends a burst of fire to cover the entire planet! ha ha ha I win ^_^
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Post by Squall on Feb 11, 2008 17:20:16 GMT -6
Sizzles after he just saw Chaos come out of his doppelganger and Zev engulf the world
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Post by coolman13714 on Mar 11, 2008 22:15:42 GMT -6
Plays God for 7 days and recreates the world. Also Skips the whole Adam and Eve thing b/c he knows what's gonna happen and moves on to creating the more intelligent(and morbid) life that is the members of the NON board so that we may commence killing one another once again. Returns to the newly created world as the mortal Coolman13714 and waits patiently for a killing blow.
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Post by coolman13714 on May 10, 2008 23:00:10 GMT -6
hmm... I guess no one checks the spam board anymore... Oh well. (kills himself in a sad state of depression) ^--- This creates a paradox, doesn't it because if I killed me than I'm waiting for someone else to kill me but I'm already dead and technically I can't kill myself again and you can't kill the person who killed you. So the next person to go wouldn't be able to kill me because I'm already dead b/c I killed myself and yeah... nvm, that isn't a paradox. ^^
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Post by HeromanX on May 18, 2008 10:37:16 GMT -6
*resurrects coolman and kills him* You see, someone can kill you once you're already dead. They just need to find a way to revive you. *dissipates into mist*
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Post by Crixs on May 18, 2008 15:46:01 GMT -6
*Catches the mist in a big sippy cup and feeds it to a small goblin*
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Post by HeromanX on May 19, 2008 18:09:46 GMT -6
*talks through the sippy cup*
Uhh...y'know that Goblin can't hold me once I materialize, right?
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Post by chaos on May 19, 2008 23:31:11 GMT -6
*grabs the goblin containing starblazes mist form, throws it in a burlap sack ties it shut and throws it into a river of lava infested with mutant rabid midgets*
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Post by Zev on May 28, 2008 16:28:21 GMT -6
lawlz
Zev is amused at this so she dives into the lava and fights off the midgets for starblaze in the goblin.
after winning him she walks over to the shore of the lava river and unties whats left of the sack and then roasts the goblin revealing starblaze who is starting to materalize into his true form.
*Laughs evilly*
she then notices that the lava barely affected him so she then grabs him so hard that he can't ring lose and runs towards Crixs!
Quickly she grabs crixs by the throat before he realizes what she is doing and begins to suck out his dark energy. *Chaos quietly slips behind a rock so that Zev doesn't painfully suck his dark energy out also*
Zev transforms into her dark Esper laughs and then starts draining it into Starblaze who begins to scrream in aganozing pain and then suddenly bursts into a disgusting ooze.
Zev lets go of Crixs and as soon as he is free he smacks her. then Zev says sorry and Crixs congradulates her on complletely destroying a nusiance. and then Chaos quietly slips out from behind the rock.
Zev smiles all cute like with Crixs and Chaos right beside her
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Post by coolman13714 on Jun 17, 2008 1:49:53 GMT -6
*whistles through his teeth* "That is one tough chica..."
The mere thought of trying to kill Zev and incurring the wrath of another board memeber makes Coolman shiver
*shivers* As he looks onto the scene unfolding before him, his fear quickly transforms into some unknown feeling of power
*Zev is submitting herself to Crixs and Chaos* *Coolman's fear transforms into Unknown energy*
His confidence is boosted
*Coolman feels more confident, and slightly annoyed by the narrator*
Coolman seems to realize that there is someone watching and narrating his every move
*Turns to look at the Narrator and begins glow with and etheral light*
The unnatural glow of Coolman seems to be a result of his emotional transformation as he glares at the narrator, who is becoming increasingly annoying, a strong light is seen around Coolman's body and and he thrusts his hands straight out in a casting gesture Toward the narrator, who begins running... *huff* for his life... *huff*
*aims the soon-to-be ready beam directly at the narrator with the intent of sweeping it across to where Zev and party are standing*
The glow has entirely wrapped *huff* around Coolmans arms now and *huff* the narrator is tiring quickly *huff* as the light intensifies and moves toward Coolman's hands for what is inevitably the final blow, The narrator screams " THIS WASN'T IN MY JOB DESCRIP-"
*Blows narrator away and sweeps the giant, unearthly beam across the field toward Zev, Crixs, and Chaos*
*Crixs and Chaos (who were alert) Levitate/Fly (respectively) straight up while as the beam takes it's deadly streak across the river of lava toward Zev*
*Zev (who was bowing low) looks up at her flying masters as they become specks in the sky. Confused she checks her surroundings, but it is a second too late as the beam sweeps up her body in that moment. Her flesh deteriorates and bone turns to dust. Zev is no more, it seems*
"Now I know how Samus feels during her Final Smash" laughs Coolman "minus becoming a weak ass afterward"
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Post by Crixs on Jun 17, 2008 6:35:04 GMT -6
*Crixs, angered and generally unamused at the death of their great narrator... suddenly appears behind the "Coolman" He quickly grabs him by his arms, and "gently"..*cough.. yea right* slams his foot into coolman's spine. After about 3-4 dozen spinebreaking kicks, he decides he is still unamused and rip's Coolman's arms out and begins to beat the unholy snot out of Coolman with his own appendages.
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Post by Zev on Jun 18, 2008 20:10:20 GMT -6
Zev's spirit transforms into her Esper form which is still alive.....and doesn't feel like killing anyone....instead she weeps at the thought of losing her human half who will hopefully recover in a month so she just weeps while watching Crixs beat up Coolman who enivitably did this to her.......
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Cyn
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Post by Cyn on Sept 22, 2008 10:12:59 GMT -6
*cyn sneaks out of the shadows after many long months of recuperating, and he enraged at being slaughter many times, sneaks up behind zev and kicks her right into crixs, sending a shockwave of icy cold energy through the kick creating a vortex of deadly devestating energy around the both of them until they are swallowed up by the cold dark vortex, one would call a black hole. the black hole in turn dissapears having used so many energy to banish crixs and zev fro mthe world. cyn falls to the ground exausted after using so powerful a spell. he sat there..waiting to recover...
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Post by Zev on Dec 16, 2010 18:37:11 GMT -6
After many years of recovering, Cyn finally awoke from his recovery state. Zev happened to be in the recovery room where Cyn awoke, rummaging around and pressing buttons she shouldn't.
Cyn looked around and asked Zev what was going on?
Zev looked over with a confused look on her face. She smiled "Oh my your finally awake!" Now even though I am breaking the 101 ways to kill rules, however it has been so long rules are meant to be broken and revenge is what I have been waiting for!!!"
Zev Transforms into Esper form and jumps on top of Cyn who is still weak from years of recovering.
Zev had kept a large jar of dark energy next to Cyn's bed just because she wanted to be able to show him what true terror is. She smashed her hand into the jar and the dark energy instantly attached and absorbed into her like a sponge, she let out shrieks that were painful to listen to. Her body slowly morphed with the absorbing of the Dark Energy and She Became Dark Esper.
"Fool you will pay for what you have done!"
Dark Esper rips Cyn's face off his body and shoves her hand down his throat. She then created a very large dark energy blast which caused Cyn's body to explode leaving nothing but a terrible mess of blood everywhere and Dark Zev laughing hysterically, and out of control.
(I have now revived the 101 ways to kill thread!)
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Post by Phabin on Dec 17, 2010 13:48:51 GMT -6
Having secretly followed Zev to see what she was up to, Phabin realizes without Crixs they weren't going to be able to use the usual "gentle" way to return zev to her normal self. Phabin casts a spell that starts covering zev in Goo infused with holy energy, this Goo is designed to harden when it comes into contact with dark energy thus temporarily immobilizing Zev. With Zev unable to move Phabin transformed his sword into its first released form, with a blade of pure magic energy he rushed Zev and stabbed her in the chest (carefully avoiding major organs). Chanting a quick spell he pulled out the sword and with it he forcefully removed Zevs soul. Encasing it in a glass ball as to not let it dissipate, he began adding light energy into the sphere in an attempt to bring the light and dark energies back into balance.
Just as he started to add light energy to the sphere, No Data suddenly unleashed a flurry of slices with her photon claws cutting Zevs lifeless body to ribbons and then proceeded to smash the glass sphere.
No Data then said that data indicated that this was the most thorough solution to prevent zev from entering dark Esper form again.
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