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Post by Kusanagi on Dec 8, 2009 11:34:24 GMT -6
* 'Nagi proceeds into the living room. He sees the old wall now covered in wood, Styrofoam, bubble wrap, and held together by jalapeno sauce. He also notices that a new wall has been formed right next to it.
"Dammit, Crixs! Don't you ever use the door?" 'Nagi shouted.
"Nope! Besides, it's much more fun to break stuff." Crixs joyfully responded.
* As 'Nagi approached where Crixs was sitting, he noticed that Freedan was sitting on the other couch with a bowl of unbelievably buttered pop-corn (tasty), and that both were watching a commercial about 'Kitten Mittens'.
* Before 'Nagi was able to give his stern speech to Crixs, Consuela started vaccuming around where Crixs was sitting. 'Nagi tried to speak louder and louder over the vaccum, but his efforts failed.
* Finally, 'Nagi shouted to Consuela:
"Consuela...Consuela...CONSUELA!!! Stop...stop cleaning...stop cle...stop...STOP!!!"
* The vaccum stopped.
"...no...no, Mr. Kusanagi, I...I clean..." Consuela responded
"Consuela, I'm trying to talk with Mr. Crixs right now." 'Nagi spoke
"...no...no, Mr. Kusanagi...Mr. Crixs is very busy...he come back tomorrow." Consuela responded
"That's right, bitch! Come back tomorrow!" Crixs added
Consuela then left the room and headed for the Council member's rooms to clean.
"Hey! Do not touch those claws again." Crixs shouted to Consuela.
"...no...no, Mr. Crixs. Room is very messy." Consuela responded. All of a sudden, Consuela grabbed a radio from her pocket, turned it on, and it shouted:
"ocho cinco punto cinco de radio FM, la música que le gusta a la hora que desee."
* Crixs made a facepalm. 'Nagi then proceeded to ask what the hell happened to him and what was going on.
Crixs answered "I will tell you...but first..."
* All of a sudden, Crixs threw the Cinnamon Pop-Tarts box back at 'Nagi's face.
"You give me those Cinnamon Tarts again, I will so smurf you up you'll feel like a smurf!"
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Post by Freedan on Dec 8, 2009 13:59:38 GMT -6
*Freedan remained oblivious to the commotion going on around him as his gaze was set squarely on the television that sat in front of him. It wasn't often that he watched any TV, but when he did you had a better chance of Cloud staying standing from getting hit in the balls then getting a hold of Freedan's attention.*
*As he continued to munch on the wonderfully buttered popcorn, he became aware of a certain squeaky voice that was just itching at the back of his head. At first he thought maybe he should seek treatment again, but he didn't want to pay for another funeral for a new shrink.*
*His second thought was that maybe Phabin had super-glued another Furby to the back of his head, but even those weren't this annoying*
*He then looked over his shoulder and saw teh 'Nagi, and suddenly life made sense again. Without saying a word, Freedan simply stood up, walked over to 'Nagi and set the bowl on his head before walking towards the kitchen once again*
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Post by Crixs on Dec 8, 2009 18:09:44 GMT -6
*He sat down on the couch, plotting the different ways to get rid of consuela, and also hoping she doesn't grab his sword again. Hell hath no mercy if she grabs his sword. Sighing, he looked over to Freedan.* "Rockband?" *Freedan nodded as he pulled drums from outta nowhere. Crixs grabbed the mic, and his two bumbling minions grabbed the guitars.* "Lets see... Ah hah, here it is..." *He picked his own inputted song ( www.youtube.com/watch?v=TTkZt8r2lko ) And started to rock-thefuck-out*
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Post by Phabin on Dec 10, 2009 21:48:07 GMT -6
After awhile of watching Crixs sing, Phabin sees Zev walk in with a smile of satisfaction on her face followed by a somewhat defeated looking Cloud. Thinking to himself that the gang was pretty much all here when there was suddenly a voice out of nowhere. "With your powers combined, I am Captain Pla-" "Damnit Cap. What have I said about interrupting Rock Band time" yelled Crixs. "O-Oh, Sorry about tha-" "And further more, aren't you supposed to show up for some other group?" "Well... yes, but..." "So get the hell out of here!" "Ok, but before I go can I get the trash cans off the roof?" "NO! I don't know what they're doing on the roof, but they're staying there now." And with that Captain Planet fades out of view.
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Post by Crixs on Dec 11, 2009 19:05:02 GMT -6
*As Captain Planet walks his flaming ass out of the house, Crixs grumbled.* One of these days i need to murder that guy... Such an... *And before he can finish he hears a very loud shriek of an old Spanish lady. It was Consuela, and she had been coaxed by his sword to pick him up, and start a bloody rampage.*
"That... bitch... i told her specifically to NOT go into my room by any means." *Crixs then pulled out a megaphone.* "NON Team... ASSE.... GO DIE CAPTAIN PLANET!!!" *He coughed as Captain Planet sulked and flew away.* "As i was saying.... NON Team... ASSEMBLE!!!"
"Uh dude.... we're right here, and probably partially deaf now.." *Freedan explained as Crixs put the megaphone away.* "Right... Anyway... That idiot maid of ours has my sword in her hands, we have two options.... Disarm her... Or take the sword by force."
"Don't those mean the same thing?" *Phabin asked*
"No... I mean literally... we take her arms off.. or take the sword... whichever is easier"
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Post by Cloud on Dec 12, 2009 13:36:22 GMT -6
*Cloud half dead atm and exhausted.. just wanted to relax* Cloud mumbles You... guys go to the East you Guys go to the west... I' ll... I'll ... walk around in a circle (History of the world Quote) *cloud plops back on the couch*cracks open a IBC Black Cherry flavor as it over flows a bit was like dam Black cherry... but a this point he did not care.
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Post by Zev on Dec 12, 2009 15:56:54 GMT -6
Zev just kinda notices that no one really listened to Cloud {lol} but none the less they all went after Consuela who happened to stumble into a Mystery DUNGEON!!!!
DUN DUN DDDDDDDUUUUUUUNnnnnnnnn!!!!!!!!!
Her lust for blood as it be she ran after a mouse who escaped into a crack which she BASHED in and a Mystery Dungeon was located. Consuela blindly followed the mouse into the dungeon....
Crixs stops for a moment "Blast that stupid Maid has just changed me plans." Kusanagi "Well technically we can't leave her in there with your sword." Zev"I like chases!!" Phabin "I'm only going if your going!" Cloud not paying attention is on the couch half asleep.
Nagi sighs "Fine into the dungeon it is!" Zevy jumps up and down "yippie!!!! Yippie!!!!! into the dungeon!!"
Crixs "oblivious isn't she?" Phabin and Nagi nod.
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Post by Freedan on Dec 14, 2009 3:45:40 GMT -6
*Freedan remained wrapped up in teh Rock Bandness, figuring a blood lusted, crazy-ass, psychotic maid would be no problem for the rest of the group...that and he was like Cloud, just lazy and didn't want to move, even if that meant staying in his armor for now.*
*Though his plans soon changed as he broke the drum-set, once again...cursing his luck with the drumset for the 487th time* "Fine, fine...I can take a hint..."*He muttered while moving over to the rest of the group, grumbling under his breath*
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Post by Crixs on Dec 14, 2009 12:52:39 GMT -6
*Grabs Freedan and Cloud on the shoulders, and with an evil gleam in his eye, he speaks.* "You can either come with us and face the evils of the hell hole that is my room... Or you can face the evils of Sunday afternoon Court TV... It's running a day long marathon of the worlds worst lawyers... *Room Shudder* ... Your Decision."
*After revealing the horrifying fact that the TV is stuck on that channel, he walks off with the rest of the gang to face the horrors of his dungeon-room-thing.*
"Hm, Lets see... The Good thing is, she only took my sword... The Bad thing... she cleaned the mess that was my Chaotically Organized Room.... bitch..." *He led them throughout the room, following the unusual amounts of Clean, as he figured that was where Consuela was going, because afterall, she is a maid and still has the unfathomable urge to clean everything she sees.*
"She's Close, i can hear her mini-stereo... and Talatsu screaming DEAR GOD MAKE IT STOP."
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Post by Cloud on Dec 18, 2009 12:59:06 GMT -6
Cloud still on Crixs's Shoulder says. "Atleast i dont have to walk lol" Freedan laughs Crixs Drops em both.....
Freedan says , " You Idiot why did you say that!"
Cloud was like idk
But before anyone was going to be racked Consuela comes charging in with the Demonic sword and takes a swing at Cloud.... Cloud transforms into cloud form as the sword passes right through him ...... phew smurf that was close Cloud flies behind her and tries to grab the sword .... "I cannt pry it outta her hands, ..... Crixs is there a trick or some thing...... " Cloud retreats to the ceiling......
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