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Post by Zev on Jan 20, 2010 21:04:46 GMT -6
After Rolling back over and sleeping for "5 more minutes" (at a time) 1 hour later.... Cloud sits up and looks at the hole in his bed "Dam, how did that get there. hmmmm.... That's odd." he thinks to himself. "Nothing like a good rest to make ya feel better." "I wonder what the others are up to." "I wonder if Consuela is ok, I feel kinda bad for ditching everyone but i was exhausted to the extreme..." Cloud rambles to himself in his head some more.... Cloud takes a shower and gets straightened up and heads down to the kitchen to make himself something to eat. Zev Caught Cloud in the Hall way on his way to the kitchen. She made an Evil face. "hee hee hee hee hee" she thought to herself. She snuck up behind him, but of course he sensed her, and jumped out of the way, but then she was in front of him. "WAH!" Cloud yelled not expecting it. Zev had a frying pan in her hands "HHIIIIIIIIIIYYYEEEEEEEAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!" *BAAACRACK!!!* Zev smacked him upside the head with the frying pan. Cloud lay on the floor knocked out with the frying pan imprint on his face. "There Master I got him!!!" Zev shouted happily. Crixs peeked from around the corner, "good job Zev, couldn't have done better myself." as he holds back a chuckle at how Cloud looks on the floor. "now we take him to the training room." Crixs drags Cloud to the training room while Zev skips and sings following them. haha Crixs picks Cloud up and puts him in a chair and ties him to it with a million different things, and in the middle of it all Grabs ductape and puts it on Zev's mouth. "AH!!!" Zev tries to scream. She begins trying to figure out how to take the tape off. Crixs then proceeds to lean against the wall to wait for Cloud to Wake up. Surprisingly he wakes up faster than expected. "unh...............WAH!!!!! Why am I tied to a chair!" Cloud hollers. "Lesson number one, get yourself out of all those straining devices and we'll move onto lesson two." Crixs Mumbles. Cloud looks down "Gah!! I think some of these are alive!!" "Maybe....." Crixs makes an evil Chuckle. Zev Stumbles around the room still unable to remove the duct tape. Cloud notices but doesn't care, seems good enough punishment for the frying pan to the face. "hrm where to start." Cloud thinks to himself. Crixs watches waiting to see if the lazy one will actually do something for a change.
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Post by Crixs on Jan 21, 2010 10:43:04 GMT -6
*Stands around for a bit, waiting for Nagi, Harkai, and Dakregon to finally show up, though he is entertained at Zev's plight in trying to remove the flame retardant duct tape. After a few min the trio finally stroll into the Training room.*
"Crixs, your fucking insane for starting up this training again..." Nagi stated.
"Meh, i need to get my resistance to holy back to what it was... by any means. So, your going to bless the pond, Dakregon's going to make ice arrow's out of the holy water... and Harkai is going to shoot them at me in rapid succession. Despite how much it looks like i'm hurting... keep firing."
*Harkai and Dakregon looked at Crixs with worry, but shrugged and began their part. Water droplets began to rise from the lake, and quickly form into Arrows, which Harkai immediatly grabbed and shot at an incredible pace.*
"You haven't lost your... holycrap." *Crixs stated as he quickly dodged the arrows that we're whizzing past his head. He continued to dodge like his life depended on it, because... well.. it did. If enough of those arrows struck him, there is a very large possibility that it will kill him.*
"Cmon fucker, i know you can do better than this... Stop trying to hit me and Hit...." *Crixs looked down to see an arrow lodged into his leg, as it began to start pulsing its holy energy into him.* "Much better... Woaholycrap." *He rolled out of the way of a giant wall of arrows that embedded themselves in the wall around Zev, who was still struggling with the duct tape.*
"Crixs, your starting to slow down..." Harkai stated as he continued to rapid-fire arrows in his general direction"
"Fuck you... I'm fine..." *He was still dodging the arrows, however more we're starting to connect with their target. Crixs' speed was decreasing, sharply. Arrows continued to fly in his direction, piercing his skin and pulsing holy energy into his body. One hit his foot, pinning him for a few seconds. He looked over and saw another wave of arrows heading for him.
"Oh...fuck.."
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Post by Cloud on Jan 22, 2010 20:59:49 GMT -6
Cloud not thinking too clearly after being struck on the head with a frying pan was like fuck how am i suppose to get outta this chair.
Cloud was like i Know and reaches for a shuriken that he had up his sleeve but as soon as he got a hold of it one of the rope creatures snatched it a away and stuck what looked like a tongue out at him....
hmmm Cloud looking at where Harkai was shooting Crixs maybe i can get one of the arrows to hit the rope creature if I move at the right time...
Cloud leaps with the chair still tided to him, as an arrow went wizzing for Crixs OOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW the arrow land right in cloud's ass that fricking hurt...
Cloud in his rage instantly turned in to Cloud form and the ropes fall to the ground along with the chair .... cloud looks down and was like duh why didnt i think of cloud form before ....
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Post by Zev on Jan 25, 2010 16:01:57 GMT -6
Nagi was continuing to bless the water as the fountain tried to keep itself full, With how fast Harkai was taking it, it could easily have become empty. The Training room was starting to get cold with all the ice taking hold of the large work out room. If you weren't careful an ice arrow could end up hitting you on accident, considering Harkai was not paying careful attention with the where abouts of the others, his focus was to hit Crixs as hard and as fast as he could.
Cloud had managed to get out of the ropes even if an Ice arrow did wind up his ass. He was sitting there in Cloud form just hoping the room wouldn't get too cold or else he might start snowing. {LMAO} The ropes that were alive creatures kept snapping at him from the ground but in his cloud form they could do nothing.
Zev was roaming around, Lucky so far to not get hit by any Ice arrows. The duct tape around her mouth was starting to infuriate her. "Why won't it come off!!!" She thought to herself. Getting angry she burst into flames which happened at the right time as three ice arrows were headed her way but melted before they could hit her. The flames died down and she emerged as her Esper form, however the Duct tape was still on her mouth. Her expression was that of annoyance. She again started to just grab at it and claw and make all sorts of noises which of course did nothing. Cloud was just sitting there now kinda amused watching Zev get Angry and Crixs start to bleed all over the room.
One of the rope creatures took a stance at Zev and then came at her face with it's teeth! "GAAHH!!!!" Zev gasped as the creature took hold of her with its fangs. Zev grabbed at the thing with her hands and tried to pull it off of her face with all her might, but the thing wouldn't let go, In anger she lashed out with firey palms of anger! She lashed at the thing so much that it eventually fell to the ground as ash, and to her surprise the duct tape went with it! "Yippe!!!!" She shouted and then ducked as fast as she could as an arrow almost took out her face.
"what is with things wanting to attack my face!!!!" She screamed. Then she noticed Cloud just floating being all sorts of lazy again, Crixs was slowing down and looked to be in a lot of pain, and Nagi was beginning to look tired as the continuous blessings were beginning to take all his energy.
Zev decided that Cloud had to do something, it was time for lesson two.
She walked up behind him and made a snicker. Cloud turned around "uh Zev why are you looking at me like that." Cloud said making an unsure face at her.
"It's time for lesson two, Reassemble yourself." She laughed out and began pouring a wall of fire on him.
"AHH!!!!" Cloud tried to escape the heat but could not, at this rate he would evaporate away making reassembling into his human form difficult to impossible. He scurried and scurried but the heat was already starting to cause him to evaporate, he couldn't return to human form already.
"Zev I can't........I can't...............stop............please!........................................................." ............................
Cloud couldn't keep away from the heat, Zev was laughing as Cloud was slowly disappearing. Then just before he was completely gone, Zev whispered "we'll find you if you fail, we promise"
With that Cloud faded into the air, Just as Crixs fell to his knees unsure if he could keep moving.
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Post by Kusanagi on Jan 25, 2010 22:11:52 GMT -6
* Harkai continued to shoot ice arrows at Crixs, with most of them making their mark on him. "I think we've treated Crixs like a pin-cushion long enough, Harkai. Call off your shots." 'Nagi suggested. "No can do, holy man. Master Crixs demands a proper training, and we will give it to him." Harkai responded. * Crixs, slowing down from the pain shooting from the divine frost-covered object piercing through his body, gazed at Harkai. "Ok, we're stopping this!" 'Nagi exclaimed. From his palm, he dropped a small ball of fire onto what was left of the holy water. The water started to burn in an interesting aqua-marine color. Zev looked upon the odd-colored flames. "OOOOOOHHHHH...that looks pretty." She brought her hand close the flames, but the flames burned her hand. "OOOOWWWWIEEE!!!!" Zev shouted. "What the hell, 'Nagi? We're both fire-peoples! Why does this one hurt?" "These are no ordinary flames." 'Nagi explained. "When the pentecostal flames come into contact with holy water, they burn anything that is full of transgression." "Well, isn't that a lovely little trick. Now, would someone want to help me the fuck out?" Crixs asked. "Yeah, I guess we should." 'Nagi answered. Before he could approach Crixs to heal him, Zev grabbed 'Nagi's arm. "Um...yes...Zev?" 'Nagi asked. "Whatcha doin'?" Zev asked. "...Um...going to heal Crixs..." 'Nagi answered. "Why?" "...Because he's dying..." "Why?" "...Because he has a giant ice arrow in his leg." "Why?" "Because peas grow on muskets." "I don't think you should, Master." "...ok...and why's that?" "BecauseMasterCrixstapedmymouthshutanditreallyhurtandItriedtotakeitoffbutitwouldn'tcomeoffanditwasveryhardtotalkandIliketotalkalotandCrixswasbeingverymeantomeandIwanthimtosufferbananasexWhyshouldhehavetobehealedIdon't..." Zev then began to muffle...Because 'Nagi grabbed some of Crixs' fire-retardant duct tape and put a strip back on her mouth. "There...that'll keep you quiet for now." 'Nagi stated, and approached Crixs. "Here, hold out your hand." 'Nagi commanded Crixs. "Here, suck my balls!" Crixs exclaimed sarcastically. "You're just going to make me worse, you asswipe." "Just do it, douchébag!" 'Nagi shouted. Crixs held his palm out, and 'Nagi formed a fireball from his hand. He then transferred the ball to Crixs' palm, and the flame's color change to a darker color, until it turned to all black. "Put that on your wound." 'Nagi said, and Crixs placed the blackened fireball on his leg, and the huge ice arrow melted away, and mended his open wound. "Holy testicles, Batman, it worked!" Crixs exclaimed. "Yeah, but you're still beaten up from the other arrows." 'Nagi stated. "We'll need to get you medical attention. Nurse!" All of a sudden, a beautiful blonde nurse came into the training arena. Everyone (even Zev) shouted "Hellooooooooooo Nurse!!!" EDIT: Pic of Helloooooo Nurse: plaza.ufl.edu/garnerb/Hello%20Nurse.JPG
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Post by Crixs on Jan 26, 2010 9:34:03 GMT -6
*Crixs sighs as he looks at the "Nurse" walking towards him....* "I see the succubus is loose again... Get away from me you dirty whore, i don't need your healing.." *He pushed the succubus away, and it promptly landed on Zev and started doing things i cannot discuss right now..*
*He started to rise to his feet as a bright white light began to emanate from his body. Everyone stared at him oddly as it seemed the light was...holy*
"Crixs, How in the hell are you beaming with holy energy?!" Nagi asked
"Remember that ability that i was trying to perfect through an insane endurance training?" Crixs asked, and Nagi nodded.
*He grinned as he told Nagi to back off for his own safety, The holy aura rapidly brightened until it became neigh blinding. "Gouuki no Tensho" Crixs said silently as the aura went from a blinding light, to total blackness. Eventually it faded, revealing him completely healed and generally unharmed.*
"Harkai, take aim and fire." *He nodded as he pulled out the last holy arrow and aimed it directly at Crixs' skull. The arrow impacted Crixs' head with great force, though it quickly melted and the "Holy" in the water quickly dissipated inside the aura.*
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Post by Cloud on Jan 27, 2010 14:12:35 GMT -6
Cloud *Begins to panic* AHHHHHHHHH ... or at least he tried to scream, his cloud formed body was too far evaporated that he could no longer speak... move or even think very well. he was beginning to lose control of himself.
*Cloud started to see life flash before his eyes...*
*he saw his child hood growing up with his step dad..*.
*running in the field with his stepbrother... He tripped and fell he remembered he passed out for a moment it kinda felt like that but hundred times worse.*
*"Pull yourself together, man " his stepbrother said , and he slapped him across the face... *fade back to real life* Pull myself together... Cloud focused on that moment and kept repeating pull myself together, pull my self together, Cloud entered into almost a meditative state.... slowly he felt himself growing back together... with that he focused even harder... pull myself together he grunted he was becoming exhausted.... panting pull myself together.... he was beocming more whole again with each time he focused...
with one last grunt HE SPRANG back into he normal cloud form and ..... floated down to the ground in a loopy exhausted manor transformed back into human form....
Said weakly to who ever was listening" I hate.... lesson two..... I hate you all"
*Cloud passes out*
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Post by Zev on Jan 27, 2010 16:21:57 GMT -6
0.o ...................... 0.o Succubus Nurse was all up on Zev in ways she can not mention right now. After a bit she gently pushed the nurse away and whispered "not now I has to train, but you know where my room is" *insert cute, hot sexy grin* {HAHAHAHAHA}
The Succubus Nurse nods and leaves the training room after stating "If any of you bad boys need me I'll be in Zev's room"
{All the guys mouths drop to the ground except Cloud cuz he's obviously evaporated/passed out}
After a few brief moments The guys take hold of themselves and Crixs walked over to Harkai to figure out what he wanted to do next or if he felt his training was done for the day, or perhaps he was preparing Lesson 3.
Nagi was contemplating on taking a rest, but waited to see if Crixs had further need of him.
Zev was about to head over to Nagi when She noticed a Cloud starting to form than fall to the ground and form into Human Cloud, utter his hatred then pass out.
Zev smiled looked over to Nagi and said "Well looks like he survived, and completed lesson two, you can cancel that funeral service."
Nagi makes a face "well I'm glad he's ok but now I have to make several calls, return things, and I'm out of $1000 anyways, sigh and I REALLY wanted to whip out my sermon. It was going to be the best service EVER!"
Zev giggles "Well at least you have a plan for the event"
Nagi "indeed"
They both look back over to Cloud, where Crixs was now standing over him.
"What could lesson three be? Crixs said he could not tell me, it was taboo" Zev remarked.
"Perhaps, Zev it has something to do with something we don't want near you, and with that I am to escort you out of the training room." Nagi tells her.
"GASP! Why does Nagi get to know but not me!!!" Zev starts to pout.
"Nagi shut her up, and get out." Crixs hollers as he was building up energy.
Nagi just nods and grabs Zev by the hips "forgive me, but I must remove you now" He picks her up and throws her over his shoulder not something he usually does, but with Zev it's usually the only way to get her to do what she needs to do.
"PUT ME DOWN!!! I WANT TO KNOW!!!! I DID LESSON TWO!!! I GET TO KNOW!!!!!!" Zev starts to kick and scream as Nagi carries her out of the training room, as lesson three begins.
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Post by Kusanagi on Jan 28, 2010 10:06:07 GMT -6
* 'Nagi grabbed Zev by the waist, and started to carry her. However, she started to scream and kick at 'Nagi. "AAAAHHH!!! 'NAGI!!!! LET ME GO!!!" Zev shouted. As Zev struggled to wiggle away from 'Nagi's grasp, 'Nagi was holding her higher and higher to the point where her feet were near his face. As she was kicking, she started kicking 'Nagi's face. "ow, ow, ow, ow, stop, ow, ow, hurt, ow, ow..." 'Nagi then decided to drop Zev {0.o}, and wrap both his arms around her waist. "WAAAAAHHH! 'NAGI!!!! LET...ME...GGOOOOOOO!!!" Zev continued to shout. Before 'Nagi left the room, Crixs shouted "Don't forget to set the recorder." And, with a nod, 'Nagi left the room and into Zev's room: ( thenonboard.proboards.com/index.cgi?action=display&board=zevroom&thread=1000)
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Post by Crixs on Jan 28, 2010 11:29:41 GMT -6
"Allright, we have a couple of minutes to prepare for lesson 3 gents, which is... It's never a bad time for Leisure time." *Everyone stared at him oddly for a second as multiple dark summoning circles appeared in the room. In a matter of minutes, the training room was filled with lounge chairs, and a massive TV. He promptly sat down and turned on the TV, to the "Webcam channel"*
*Zev and the Succubus sat in the room staring at the webcam, wondering why it was there, when suddenly a large sign appeared on her wall that read "Mud wrestling time!" He pressed a button on the remote as a hole opened in the ceiling above the two, and mud poured into the room. Nagi ran into the training room and dove into one of the chairs.*
"Should we really be doing this?" Nagi asked.
"Dude... just... dude.." Crixs stated as a "Round one" sign dropped down into the room and raised back up. "Poor cloud though, he's gonna miss the whole show as usual... weak bastard."
"Do they really want us to... Ohcrap!" Zev started to ask as the succy literally tackled her into the mud pool.*
*About a few seconds later, the door slammed open and Consuela looked in, Wide eyed. "No....No... not right... i come back and clean later..."*
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Post by Zev on Jan 31, 2010 18:03:09 GMT -6
WebCAm PIcture: {Mwuhahahahahahahahahaha RP post will be posted in Zev's room. Quote Zev's posts to relay Web Cam}
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Post by Crixs on Jan 31, 2010 18:24:25 GMT -6
Hawt.... o.o
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Post by Zev on Feb 2, 2010 17:24:16 GMT -6
The succubus Nurse was rubbing mud all over Zev's *cough* body *cough* and Zev was a bit confused. She wasn't sure why that was happening but Ok, she just let it happen and had a big cute smile on her face. *in the training room all the guys mouths were in their laps lol /drool* The Succubus continued to "mess" with Zev and then she started to make a face, She had this peculiar evil smile across her face. Her eyes began to glow red, and she started to chant. Zev not knowing what was going on started to chant with her. *in the training room, Crixs shook his head. "Wait a minute? Is she doing what I think she's doing? he stated. Nagi shook his head "what do you mean?" "We need to get to Zev's room NOW!!!!" Crixs Yelled as they all tried to go out the door at the same time but they tripped over Cloud's unconcious body* The Succubus continued her chant, and then she started to fade, the chanting grew louder as she continued to fade, Zev could no longer Chant with the Succubus, her body wouldn't respond to her, she felt like she could just go to sleep. Zev's eyes started to Glow red, the Chanting grew ever louder as the succubus vanished and Zev's body fell the ground lifeless. A few moments past, The guys Burst open the door and slipped on the mud all falling to the ground. "Zev!" Crixs hollered seeing her on the ground, with the Succubus no where to be seen Zev looked up, she smiled, then her eyes glowed red and she laughed "Fools you are too late, this child is mine"
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