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Post by Zev on Dec 3, 2009 12:33:50 GMT -6
Zev was sitting in the main living room of the Non Council Lair. It sure was quiet today. Normally she would occupy her time with bugging everyone and seeing what they were doing. But today the Lair was quiet.
Sitting on one of the Sofas Zev was watching something on the tv she never could pay attention to tv very well, it was confusing to her, but pretending to do something was better than doing nothing......she didn't want to go running around whining that she was bored to anyone random.
So she just sat there on the couch swinging her feet and decided to wait a bit before going to look for someone.
"Perhaps someone will come to me!" she thought. Being all enthusiastic about someone coming to entertain her she sat there patiently with a huge goofy smile on her face.
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Post by Crixs on Dec 3, 2009 19:45:12 GMT -6
*Crashes through the wall* Anybody home? *He shouted as he stood in the rubble which was once the frontside wall. Looking around, he saw everyone was gone, except for Zev, who was sitting on the couch with a goofy smile on her face.* I don't think i wanna know... *Shaking his head, he headed to the kitchen for some snack-ums.*
*On the way to the kitchen, an arrow with a note on it flew through the hole in the wall, and into his chest.* That... bitch... Imma.... *He dropps to the floor before he can finish... The note says the following*
"Hey Dumbass... You'll llive through this, and probably kick my ass... but your assistance is required @ your Castle in the sky.... Harkai"
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Post by Zev on Dec 3, 2009 20:43:25 GMT -6
Zev pretty much didn't even notice the commotion of Crixs crashing through the wall. She just kept swinging her legs and smiling. She was so excited that someone would for sure come and entertain her, that's when she noticed Crixs lying on the floor close to the hallway towards the kitchen.
"hrm?"
she hadn't even noticed him. Then she also she saw the hole in the wall.
"how did that get there?" she thought
Zev walked over to Crixs where he lay with the arrow in his chest and the note attached. She didn't bother to read the note, she was sure it would just confuse her more. Taking her foot she pushed on Crixs lightly. Nothing happened. Then she started to continually push him with her foot.
"HEY Crixs get up!!" she shouted.
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Post by Crixs on Dec 3, 2009 23:00:13 GMT -6
*Opens his eyes, speaking very lightly..* My room, serum injectors, grab them fast.. . *He slowly tears the arrow out of his body, making sure the jackass that fired it didn't poison it for fun.*
I swear.... gonna kick that asshole in the testicles the next time i see him...
*Crixs groans in pain as he lies there... bleeding... waiting for zev to hurry up and find the serum injectors*
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Post by Freedan on Dec 4, 2009 11:23:03 GMT -6
*Yawns and stretches as he walks in via the hole in the wall, not surprised at all by its existance. He then walks over to Zev and Crixs while scratching the back of his head*
"Another frickin' arrow? Crixs you gotta get this problem solved..." he said while just standing there, unaware of what need to be done.
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Post by Zev on Dec 4, 2009 15:23:39 GMT -6
Zev blinked at Crixs. He asked her to get something, but she had NO IDEA what it was......
With Freedan next to her she figured he would do it, considering she'd prolly get lost in Crixs's room to begin with. Confused at Freedan's statement she asked "This has happened before?" She was completely oblivious to so many things, which was why they all loved her. After a minute pause of them just staring at her she responded "OH yeah I remember now!" but in reality she was just trying to look smart.
Crixs looked a little pale then Zev looked at Freedan "Oh hey Crixs asked for some kind of serum injector ma bob. Can you go get it? I think he said its in his maze of a room."
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Post by Freedan on Dec 4, 2009 19:31:49 GMT -6
*blinks as he watches Zev's confused face, curious as to how she could not know about all the random stuff that happens to Crixs. But before he could respond she claimed how she knew about such things, which just sent his head into his hands, knowing she was just trying to cover, but his hands couldn't hide the smile that painted itself across his face*
" 'Injector ma bob'?" he asked in response. "Zev, we really need to expand your dictionary." He then looked down that the paling Crixs, thinking he didn't look well enough to even run away from a lawyer (*mid typing shudder*). "...And what makes you think I'm crazy enough to lose my nuts in that dungeon of a room?"
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Post by Crixs on Dec 4, 2009 19:45:12 GMT -6
*Stares at the two standing over him, though his vision fading fast.* You two are useless.... *He slammed his hand on the ground, as a black pentagram formed and summoned a couple of demons..*
"Minions... Blood Serum..." *The pair nodded as they rushed into his room, avoiding the deathly traps and other horrifying things. They dug through his trench coat and pulled out one of the Injectors in his pocket. Quickly they ran back through the hell that is Crixs' room, and threw the injector at Crixs. It hit his side and injected the liquid inside, and as the serum began to work its miracles, the hole in his chest began to heal up.*
"Hm... Unicorn blood serum, good work..." *The pair nodded as they returned to the shadows.*
"Now then, According to that asshole guard of mine, Harkai, there's a foul plot afoot at my sky castle... So i must be off!"
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Post by Zev on Dec 5, 2009 19:04:15 GMT -6
"EEEKKK!!!!" Zev shrieked as she saw the two dark minions rise from the shadows through the dark energy portal Crixs had ripped open. She HATES dark energy, she fears it very much so. In fact Zev was so freaked out she jumped up onto freedan balancing herself {amazingly} on the top of his head. She just crouched there gripping hold of him tightly.
She watched the minions dissapear around the corner and then seconds later reappear with the injector ma bob. Within another few Seconds Crixs was up on his feet, looking better than ever and the minions were gone. "phew" Zev breathed a sigh of relief.
Crixs almost as soon as he got up was ready to shove of, in response to hearing he was leaving Zev responded quickly "WAIT Crixs Take ME With............woah .............ah...........AHHHH!!!!!!!" before she could finish her statement she falls off of Freedan's head does a barrel role and manages to land right on her buttocks. "owie" Zev whined as she noticed Crixs was pretty much continuing to walk away.
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Post by Kusanagi on Dec 5, 2009 23:38:30 GMT -6
* 'Nagi walks into the house with multiple bags of groceries. He sees that Zev is sitting on the floor whining.
"Zev...did the cat pee on you again?"
* Before he could get an answer out of Zev, he sees Crixs speeding off past him.
"Hey Cri...WHAAAAA..."
* 'Nagi is then seen spining around and around. He then stops spining and situates himself. While doing so, he hears...
"Hi, fucker! Bye, fucker!"
...from Crixs.
* 'Nagi looks out the door and notices that Crixs is speeding away from the house.
"What the hell happened?...
* As 'Nagi approaches back into the house, he notices one of the bags of groceries had been knocked out of his hand and onto the entryway floor. The bag was filled with random assortment of Pop-Tart boxes and Toasterstrudel boxes. He notices that the Wild Berry Pop-Tart box had already been opened and two packages were missing.
* GODDAMMIT, CRIXS! Next time, just fucking ask me?"
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Post by Freedan on Dec 6, 2009 15:57:34 GMT -6
*Freedan was greatly confused right now, things moving must faster than his mind wanted to respond to at the moment, beings all he wanted to do was go back to his room and change out of his armor.*
*All he knew is that he had teh Zevness on his head for a few moments before she fell off again while Crixs sped off. He then heard 'Nagi say something about a cat peeing and Zev and thought maybe he had a peeing cat on his head instead of Zev and really REALLY wanted a shower now. And last but not least something along the lines of Crixs being a smurf. Of course all of these made absouletly, perfectly, cooked to a golden brown no sense to Freedan what so ever.*
*So instead of taking a moment absorb all that had just happened, he tried to fit in on the conversation* "And put the toilet seat back down..?"
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Post by Zev on Dec 6, 2009 16:59:47 GMT -6
"hrm?" Zev was confused by both Nagi's and Freedan's statement and was confused why Nagi dropped the grocery bag. {she totally didn't notice Crixs steal the food}
However as she normally does she just ignores things she doesn't understand and decided that food was good.
"NAGI!!!!!" She yelled as she than tackled Nagi from behind causing the other bag of groceries to go flying and smacked Freedan in the face.
"I'm hungry!!!! I want some foods! FOOD!!" She hollered at Nagi who lay on the floor either partly unconscious or totally out of it and Zev also noticed some birds flying around his head but ignored that too, since she didn't get it.
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Post by Crixs on Dec 6, 2009 18:01:15 GMT -6
*While munching on pop tart deliciousness, he takes to the sky with an incredible speed. Thinking to himself "What the hell is going on at my castle... and how am i going to beat my guard's face in for almost killing me... again."*
*Within minutes, Crixs had already arrived at the castle, super-punched Harkai in the testicles, and Then asked him what was going on. Apparently some of his brothers minions infiltrated the castle and taken some important information.* "Damn brother and his general need to try to infuriate me. Oh well"
*Harkai stared blankly at his master as he wondered why he said "Oh well". Crixs told him that everything that he has, has a safety measure, so that if his brother ever takes somthing it will burst into a black flame, and kill the person who stole it. Crixs laughed it off, and made his way out, telling Harkai that if he shot him with an arrow again, he'd do more than super-punch him in the nuts*
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Post by Kusanagi on Dec 6, 2009 18:43:38 GMT -6
*Before 'Nagi had a chance to turn around, he heard some sort of "Raving-Rabbid" sound, and all of a sudden found himself on the ground. He looks up to see Zev's face in front of him.
"FOOD! FOOD, FOOD, FOOD!!! GIVE ME FOOD!!!!!" shouted the famished Zevy.
* While being shaken by Zev, 'Nagi attempts to reach for the nearest bag. He pulls out the first thing he could get, and shoves it in Zev's face. It was a package of corn dogs.
"GGGGEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!" shreaked the cute and fluffy one. And she gave 'Nagi a big cobra hug, and ran off.
* After dusting himself off, 'Nagi grabs whatever remaining groceries were around him, and starts bringing them into the house. He notices Cloud, and asks him if he could help carry groceries in.
* As 'Nagi walks into the house, he notices the giant hole in the living room.
"...*shrug*...Consuela, can you fix this hole?" 'Nagi asked.
"...no...no, Mister Kusanagi...I...I don't fix the hole...I...I take two month vacation, now..." Consuela responded.
"GODDAMMIT, Consuela, there is no such thing as ferret day." The 'Nagi shouted.
"...no...no...there is Mr. Kusanagi. I...I go home now..." Consuela answered.
"...smurf..." 'Nagi muttered.
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Post by Freedan on Dec 7, 2009 0:31:06 GMT -6
*Freedan remained in the living room, ignoring all the noise in the kitchen as he hooks up and starts up the 360 while the wall was fixed. He didn't really pay any attention to all the crashing and yelling that was happening elsewhere in the physical realm, more with the screams of agony and pain that came from the giant TV in front of him as digitally rendered blades pierced through the fake people...though it was still satisfying*
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